
30 prints
Saltworn
Garment-washed after making up, so it arrives already softened. 230 gsm (6.8 oz/yd²) cotton with a mottled, uneven surface — no two pieces take the wash identically. Heavier and boxier than the classic, and the same drawing reads older on it. If you know your Ironside size, take one down.





Valhalla Can Wait · Hand-Lettered washed tee
Hand-lettered · Poetic Edda; Snorri, c. 1220



Fenrir, the Bound Wolf washed tee
Urnes-style blackwork · Urnes style, c. 1050–1125

Berserker Bear Crest washed tee
Blackwork · Viking Age — named in verse c. 900

Fika Is Not Optional washed tee
Hand-lettered · Modern Swedish custom

Skål First, Questions Later · Faded washed tee
Block lettering · From Old Norse skál


Lutefisk Survivor · Hand-Lettered washed tee
Hand-lettered · Upper Midwest tradition


Find Your Way Home washed tee
Nordic folk compass · Portolan charts, from 1300s

Bloom Like the Old Country washed tee
Rosemaling · S. Norway, 1700s–1800s

Her Name on the Manifest washed tee
Nordic folk silhouette · Emigration by sail, 1800s

Wisconsin, By Way of Norway washed tee
Nordic folk floral · Wisconsin, from 1839


Uff Da · Norwegian for Oof washed tee
Woodcut · Upper Midwest, from 1825


Heill washed tee
Younger Futhark · Younger Futhark, c. 800–1100


Names like Urnes, Ringerike and Borre are art-historical style labels, not places a design "comes from" in any mystical sense. They are named after the find sites where the style was first identified.
Every design is printed on both blanks — the classic tee and the washed tee. The grid shows each design once; the fabric swatch on the product page switches between them.